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If I did it!

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:05:31 GMT

So honestly, did anyone think that O.J. would get off this time.
There in NO jury in the world that would not convict him. He's kinda crazy.
I love how he said not to the plea bargain and went on with the trial.
He is sooo full of himself. It was KINDA smart on the defense's part to have an all white jury.
That a 100% miss trial, but he'll still get a good year in the joint before that gets through.

Did you hear that he was handing out candy bars to the inmates!i!i!i! I'm mad his book didn't come out.

YOU SOOOOO DID IT

So what do you guys think?

till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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The Vaca

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:05:09 GMT

I could really get online because I was away, having way to much fun to sit down and write. I managed to get on for like 5min's a day, but I'm slow at typing, nothing I could do. Right now I'm in class, but I have my Mac Book so I'm hear till I get told to get off. Me and the fam went to Mexico, my older bro's (Mike) choose. It was beautiful, needless to say. I love the sun so much, I'm mad i had to come back, kinda. Okay so my little brother, Damian, the trickster in the fam had the idea to fill a water bottle with their water, so I'm sure you can guess what happened. At least he was nice enough to do it after Thanksgiving. The jet ride home must have been fun for Mike. (I would have killed him, if he did it to me)

We left late that night and got back home in time for Black Friday. One of my favorite holidays by far! Of course i had no time to waist. As soon as we touched down I hit the dip... cash, gass, (parking) pass! I had no time to change, and i was still wearing somewhat summer cloth, whatever! I ended up buying new cloth while I was out and just changing into them. Here are some of the latest toys that I go over thanksgiving. Blackberry Storm from my pops because I needed an upgrade and the Canon was on Black Friday.

till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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Why Xanga

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:35:07 GMT

I have been on other blogging sites, but I think Xanga is different. I left the other one because of... I guess you can say stalker problems. I had a lot of info and pictures up on it. I ended up deleting it, and here I am now. I'll try not to be too stingy about myself, because I like how people are so open, but... you can call me Jo , all my friends do. Also Xanga is so easy to customize, I'm not to good at it yet, but I can learn. Help is nice, I cant find that look & feel thing ?

Also I like the blog topics better. Where I was, everyone just tried to be funny, not that there is anything wrong with that. I just think its refreshing that here people talk more about life and news, its different for me. I can admit that I like to joke around and be funny, I like making people laugh . I like how people like TheTheologiansCafe can talk about real thing and still get crazy hits. Another thing is you guys can spell better then most, butt ! add mit c@n g3t a lil cray-z wif it sum tim3z!i!i!i!

I read a lot, even if I don't comment. I always read/look at a site if I go to it, so know that. Another think I like to do is show some sign of life at least once a week, thats reasonable for anyone, pulse's do help. And I always try to say goodbye, so on that note...

"Hey, guess where I'm NOT?"

Till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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How to get happier, healthier, sexier, even thinner.

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:44:43 GMT

Millions of chronically sleep-deprived Americans are putting their health, quality of life and even length of life in jeopardy. Sleeping may even trump all your other priorities!

#1 Live longer and healthier
#2 Look better feel better
#3 Be happier, less stress
#4 Build a better brain
#5 Lose a few pounds

So this is what I have been doing lately, sleeping. It has already made me less stressed, especially with school. My bed time is 0200 . I know what you guys are thinking, thats kinda late, but not too late when you get up at 0930 (to get ready for work at 1100, but I'm sure I'll be out of work soon ). I have night classes, but only 3x a week.

Anyway... I got this info from psych class and I thought I should share. Honestly I think that his only reason for going over the info was due to my chronic naps in class, and I sit up front . I pass the test and do the homework so he can hop off, I only show to meet the attendance policy .

Well I don't know about you, but Nighty1!1!

"Many people may think of themselves as a drop of water in an ocean,
but when that drop hits the water, it makes a ripple ."

Till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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Reality for men

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:05:40 GMT

Just some new eau de toilette from Calvin Klein

"How about never? Is never good for you?"

till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:49:44 GMT

Not to much time so I'll just leave you guys with a joke.

There was this gorgeous blond going to Jamaica. She boarded the airplane and chose a seat at the front. The stewardess went around checking the tickets an saw she was in the wrong seat and section.

The stewardess said, "Excuse me ma'am. You are in the wrong section and seat. You are supposed to be in coach, not first class."

The lady looked up at her and said, "LOOK, I am a gorgeous blond with beautiful blue eyes and a figure to die for. I am on vacation and you will not get me to move."

So the stewardess moved on and came back to her again a bit later. The blond continued her harangue and proceeded to tell her how perfect she was. The stewardess, at the point of exasperation, then went and got the head stewardess to handle the matter. The blond proceeded to tell her, "Look, I am tall, long-legged, gorgeous blond hair, deep blue eyes and a body to kill for. I am on vacation, I am going to Jamaica and I am not moving."

The head stewardess realized she had a standoff and went to the cockpit and spoke to the pilot. He decided to pay the blond a visit."How are you doing today, ma'am?" he asked.

"I AM NOT MOVING," she said.

So the pilot reached down and whispered something in her ear. She jumped up--boy was she ever pissed--gathered all her things and went to the back to her seat in coach. The two stewardesses were puzzled. "What ever did you say to her to make her move? We tried everything."

"I told her the front of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica."

Till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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How to: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket!

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:12:52 GMT

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

The trunk was opened; there was no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying dirtbag told you I was speeding, too.

I, for one, haven't used it yet, but let me know if it works for you!!!
[Disclaimer: Cation, this should not be attempted at home, unless you have an indoor street with active patrol cars. Use of this method may result in being detained, so hopefully you were not speeding to get somewhere. In some situations drivers were instantly shot at and seriously injured, or killed! Please proceed with the up most cation.] Also not guaranteed to work

Till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:51:13 GMT

Well we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words. Also you guys can be very creative, so I was just wondering, what words can you get from this picture?

(Picture/idea from godfatherofgreenbay)

Till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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Peeping Tom

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:12:04 GMT

Nothing has happened to me, but friends and family have had peeping tom experiences. One friend said that she was in her room and saw a guy getting off at the window through her mirror. My cousin was followed in a car around the park while she was hogging, he called one of her friends over and they saw he was in the nude, most likely getting off.

They do not look different to any other person in the street, it is said to begins at around the age of 15, and it occurs most commonly among males. They can be covered from head to toe, may be in the process of disrobing, or may be naked. The sexual gratification stems from the secrecy of the act, and the suspicions of the victim.

Voyeurs (Peeping Tom's) become aroused, and may masturbate during voyeuristic activity, or afterwards with reference to the memory.

The victim is unlikely to be physically approached. Though the voyeur will often fantasise about a sexual encounter, rarely will he or she do anything to change the fantasy into a reality.

Connected to voyeurism is the reading of pornography, the visiting of pornographic internet sites and the viewing of real life sex scenes.

The following criteria are useful indicators:

Recurrent, intensely sexually arousing behavior over a period of six months
Behavior involving obsessive observation of unsuspecting persons who are lightly dressed, undressing, or naked
The creation of fantasies while observing
Significant distress caused by the onset of sexual urges brought on by the act of voyeurism

Why don't they just watch porn, gosh. Has anyone had an encounter with one?

Till next time
~LoSt_M3mori3z~
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Mine is bigger then yours :]

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:25:13 GMT

Its not real cool to call out all the guys out there, but hey. Just if anyone was wondering about the facts. So all you guys out there claiming a foot, just because you are a mutt, that doesn't mean you can add them all up together. I did shrink the picture a little so it wouldn't take up too much room... sooo, try not to stick it to the screen and size it up that way.

I'm not an expert, so let me know if it is any where near accurate.

Till next time
~LoSt_M3m0ri3z~
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